Jack Sparrow I Wont Be Doing That Again
Starring: Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin, Astrid Berges-Frisbey, Stephen Graham, Keith Richards, Richard Griffiths, Greg Ellis, Damian O'Hare, Judi Dench
OUR RATING: ★★½
Story:
Action adventure fantasy sequel directed past Rob Marshall. The story follows Helm Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who crosses paths with a adult female from his past, Angelica (Penélope Cruz), a beautiful pirate that Jack in one case loved then left. Angelica forces him to accompany her to the Queen Anne'south Revenge, the ship of the notorious Blackbeard (Ian McShane). Accompanied past a zombie crew, the trio sets sail to find the legendary Fountain of Youth. Even so, Jack's rival, Barbossa (Geoffrey Blitz), also seeks The Fountain, equally does a send from Kingdom of spain.
All-time Quotes
[Jack Sparrow's first lines; dressed as a judge]
Jack Sparrow: Now, what do we have here?
Gibbs: Jack?
Jailor: Close up!
[he hits Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Information technology's non necessary.
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: You were proverb?
Gibbs: Jack Sparrow is non my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs.
Jack Sparrow: Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here.
Gibbs: I told them. I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the courtroom if it would help my case.
Jack Sparrow: I think that would exist a poor defense. Unless you want to be bludgeoned again, like a harp seal.
[to the jury]
Jack Sparrow: Prisoner claims to be innocent to being Jack Sparrow. How do you find?
Foreman: No trial? But aren't we here to examine the evidence?
Jack Sparrow: Foreman, your finding? Guilty?
Foreman: Guilty verdict means he'll hang.
[the court crowds cheers for a hanging]
Foreman: Guilty?
Gibbs: That'due south not off-white!
Jack Sparrow: Shut it! Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you lot've been found guilty of, is existence innocent of existence Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and social club that you exist imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life. There!
Gibbs: Hells teeth! Now we're both headed for prison!
Jack Sparrow: Not to worry. I've paid off the driver. X minutes, we'll be outside London town, horses waiting. Tonight we'll brand the coast. Then it's just a matter of finding the ship.
Gibbs: All office of the plan, yeah?
Jack Sparrow: Exactly! I arrived in London town just this morning to rescue 1 Joshamee Gibbs from one engagement with the gallows. Seeing how you're yet alive, I say information technology'southward all been very successful thus far.
Jack Sparrow: What happened to you Gibbs? I idea you lot were employed elsewhere or otherwise engaged?
Gibbs: Yeah, but I always listened like a thief for news of the Black Pearl. Nobody seen where she might next brand port. So, I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow is in London, with a transport and looking for a crew.
Jack Sparrow: Am not!
Gibbs: Only that's what I heard. The fact is you're signing up me life. Pub called the Cattles daughter.
Jack Sparrow: Am not!
Gibbs: Well, I thought it a scrap odd. And then, you've never been the well-nigh predictable of sorts.
Jack Sparrow: Tell me something. There is another Jack Sparrow out there sullying my expert proper noun?
Gibbs: An impostor!
Jack Sparrow: Indeed. Just, an impostor with a ship.
Gibbs: And in need of a crew.
Jack Sparrow: Which as fate would accept it, and so am I.
Gibbs: What about yous, Jack? Last I heard you were hell bent to find The Fountain of Youth. Any luck?
Jack Sparrow: Circumstances arose and forced compelling insight, regarding discretion and valor.
Gibbs: Meaning, you gave up!
Jack Sparrow: I did not! I'm merely as bent as always! Hellishly so! I shall taste those waters, Master Gibbs. Marker my words.
Lord John Carteret: You are Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.
Rex George: I've heard of you. And you know who I am?
Jack Sparrow: Face is familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Prime number Minister Henry Pelham: You lot are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg. Arch treasurer and prince elector of the holy Roman empire and King of Great U.k. and Ireland. And of you.
Jack Sparrow: Doesn't ring a bell.
King George: I am informed you are come to London to procure a crew for your send.
Jack Sparrow: This is rumor. Not true.
King George: Then you lied to me when yous told me y'all were Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: I am Jack Sparrow. But I'g not hither to procure a crew. That is someone else.
King George: Ah! Someone else named Jack Sparrow.
[to his men]
King George: Y'all've brought me the wrong wasteral. Detect the proper ane and dispose of this impostor.
Jack Sparrow: No! Wait! Wait! Look! Hang on a infinitesimal! I'm Jack Sparrow, the 1 and only. And I am in London.
Rex George: Have yous a map?
Jack Sparrow: No.
Prime Government minister Henry Pelham: Where is it?
Jack Sparrow: The truth. I lost it. Quite recently, in fact.
King George: I accept a report, the Castilian have located The Fountain of Youth.
[shouting]
King George: I will not have some melancholy Spanish monarch, a catholic, gain eternal life!
Prime Minister Henry Pelham: Yous do know the fashion to The Fountain?
Jack Sparrow: Of course I do. Look at me!
Lord John Carteret: You could guide an expedition.
Jack Sparrow: With your permission, your highny, you will be providing them a ship and a crew.
King George: And a captain.
Jack Sparrow: Hector. How nice to see a fellow pirate make expert of himself.
Barbossa: Pirate? Nay! Privateer on a sanctioned mission under the authority and protection of the crown.
Jack Sparrow: As may exist. But first, what has become of my beloved Pearl?
Barbossa: I lost the Pearl as I lost my leg!
Jack Sparrow: Lost the Pearl?
Barbossa: Yep. I defended her mightily plenty. But she sunk none the less.
[suddenly Jack goes to take hold of Barbossa, but the King'south guards grab hold of him]
Jack Sparrow: If that ship exist sunk properly, you should exist sunk with it.
Jack Sparrow: You sir, have stooped.
Barbossa: Jack, our sands all but run. Where'south the harm in joining the winning side. And you exercise meet a nicer grade of person.
Jack Sparrow: I understand everything. Except that wig!
Helm Teague: Hello, Jackie.
Jack Sparrow: Hello, dad.
Captain Teague: I heard you lot're putting together a coiffure.
Jack Sparrow: If enough people are saying it, it must be true!
Helm Teague: I heard where yous're headed. The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow: Have you lot been at that place?
Captain Teague: Does this face look similar information technology'due south been to The Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
Helm Teague: And one last thing, Jackie. The Fountain, tests y'all. Mark my words.
[to impostor impersonating Jack]
Jack Sparrow: You've stolen me! And I'k here to take me self back.
[after finding out the Angelica is the 1 impersonating herself as him]
Jack Sparrow: Hullo, Angelica.
Angelica: Hello, Jack. Are you impressed? I think I almost killed y'all, once or twice at that place.
Jack Sparrow: I'm touched at this most sincerest form of flattery. But why?
Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I would pass for.
Jack Sparrow: That is not a compliment.
Angelica: Don't worry, Jack. I forgave you a long fourth dimension agone.
Jack Sparrow: For what? For leaving y'all?
Angelica: Remember, that I left yous.
Jack Sparrow: A gentlemen allows a lady to maintain her fiction.
Angelica: I hear tale yous've been to The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow: There have been a lot of hear telling going on these days.
Angelica: The Fountain of Youth.
Jack Sparrow: Honey Angelica, fret not. You still have a few usable years left.
Angelica: Always so charming. You didn't reply me.
Angelica: Yous know, you haven't changed!
Jack Sparrow: Implying the need?
Angelica: Aye! You betrayed me! You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent to the means of men.
Jack Sparrow: You lot demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.
Angelica: I was ready to take my vows! And you! What were you doing in a Spanish convent anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?
Angelica: Y'all know exactly how!
Jack Sparrow: I know, only how can you lot say information technology?
[referring to Gunner as he shouts at them to piece of work harder]
Jack Sparrow: He's a curious one.
Scrum: He's been zombified.
Jack Sparrow: Hey?
Scrum: Zombified. Blackbeard's doing. All the officers are the same. Makes them more compliant.
[as Gunner snaps his wipe at one of the men on board]
Jack Sparrow: And perpetually ill tempered.
[as they're working on deck of Blackbeard's send]
Jack Sparrow: Five days on the way. At to the lowest degree!
Scrum: Aye. You can tell that by the smell of the sea?
Jack Sparrow: Smell of the crew.
[after finding Angelica serving as kickoff mate on Blackbeard'southward ship]
Angelica: There is a prophecy. Perhaps you don't believe in the super natural.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, no! No! I've seen a matter or ii.
Angelica: The prophecy is this, Blackbeard will come across his death within a fortnight at the hands of a one legged human. That's why he needs The Fountain, Jack.
Salaman: You lot're either with us or confronting us!
Philip: I am not with you, neither am I against you lot!
Salaman: Tin he do that?
Jack Sparrow: He's religious. I believe it'due south required.
[as he suddenly falls and hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard]
Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I tin can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. Y'all, their shepherd.
Jack Sparrow: Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?
Blackbeard: A fitting last sight for a doomed soul.
[points his gun at Jack]
Angelica: Call back father, we need him.
Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now so, they forget who I am!
Blackbeard: [to Jack] Your words environs you like fog and brand yous hard to see.
Blackbeard: That knife volition serve you no better than the mutiny you devised.
Jack Sparrow: Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience with you.
Blackbeard: Oh?
Jack Sparrow: Aye. To warn you. Regarding your first mate, who pretends to be a person she is not.
Blackbeard: Practice tell.
Jack Sparrow: She's non your daughter.
Jack Sparrow: Sir, what she is, is pure evil! More to be feared than a wild beast. A hungry wild beast, with gnashing teeth. Vengeful, hungry, from hell beast!
[suddenly Angelica enters the room]
Angelica: Father?
[turning to Angelica]
Jack Sparrow: Sweetness!
Angelica: No need to hurt him begetter. He will help us. Won't you, Jack?
Blackbeard: You see, even now she attends to your welfare, giving lie to the claims you make of her.
[as Jack gives her some wine]
Angelica: Hardly appropriate for a first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first? I've often wondered.
Angelica: You lot tin be so mannerly when y'all want something Jack. The trick is finding out what.
[as Angelica shows him Blackbeard's collection of ships he'due south captured]
Angelica: You help me and I hope yous your pick. Though I think I know the 1 you lot will choose.
Jack Sparrow: The Black Pearl in a bottle? Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?
Angelica: I demand years, Jack. Not for me. For my begetter. I am truly the daughter of Blackbeard.
Jack Sparrow: You've fallen for your own con, love.
Angelica: No. He is my father. The lies I told you were not lies.
Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That'due south very good. May I use that?
Angelica: I'm sure yous will anyway.
Jack Sparrow: Of form I will.
[as he helps acquit the mermaid]
Scrum: Why is it we've got to bring her along?
Angelica: Because tears don't keep. We demand them fresh.
Jack Sparrow: What is the ritual once again? H2o from The Fountain and a mermaid's tear?
Angelica: And two argent chalices. One cup with a tear, one without.
Jack Sparrow: So one with a tear and water in both? Quite complicated, is it not?
Angelica: Both get the h2o. One gets a tear. The person who drinks the water with the tear, gets all the years of life from the other.
Jack Sparrow: How many years?
[sees a water snake]
Jack Sparrow: Oh!
[Angelica captures the water snake]
Angelica: All the years that they have lived.
Jack Sparrow: Did anybody see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
Blackbeard: Sparrow will go. Find the ship, recollect the chalices.
Angelica: Sparrow? What makes yous think he volition come back?
Jack Sparrow: Yes, what makes you recall he will come up back?
Barbossa: Button on! You can sleep when you're expressionless.
[equally he's standing at the border of the cliff]
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling y'all go sometimes when you lot're continuing in a loftier place, sudden urge to leap?
[pauses]
Jack Sparrow: I don't take it.
[Blackbeard points his gun at Jack's head]
Blackbeard: I need those chalices.
Jack Sparrow: Shoot! Save me the bother of the autumn.
Barbossa: If forty pirates dreamt forty nights of treasure, it would non lucifer the contents of this room.
Jack Sparrow: You!
Barbossa: You!
[drawing his sword]
Jack Sparrow: No! You!
Barbossa: I was hither kickoff. You? Why are you lot here?
Jack Sparrow: Blackbeard sent me. Why are you?
Barbossa: Silver chalices from a regal liege.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, delight!
Gibbs: What's your play, Jack? Throwing in with Barbossa.
Jack Sparrow: There is a girl. A female. Of the opposite sexual practice.
Gibbs: When is there non?
Jack Sparrow: Perchance I should say, dryad.
Gibbs: You're rescuing a damsel? Well, there'due south a first!
Jack Sparrow: Yes, but it'due south just that I may have caused said damsel some manner of harm many moons ago.
Gibbs: Out with it.
Jack Sparrow: Gibbs, this is the woman from Seville.
Gibbs: Ah! You pretended to dearest her, and so you left her and broke her middle.
Jack Sparrow: Worse. I may accept had, briefly mind you, stirrings.
Jack Sparrow: Stirrings?
Gibbs: Stirrings.
Jack Sparrow: What, like feelings you mean?
Gibbs: No! No! No! Not quite all the way to feelings. More like…
[Gibbs gives him a look]
Jack Sparrow: Alright, feelings. Damn yous!
Gibbs: And you left her even so. Ooh! That's low!
Jack Sparrow: Thank you.
Jack Sparrow: Your sword smells funny!
Barbossa: Aye. Poison, from the innards of poisonous toads. Only a scratch and you're a dead human being in minutes.
Jack Sparrow: Would y'all mind pointing it the other manner. I don't like toads.
Jack Sparrow: What are you lot doing?
Barbossa: Planning an escape road. Isn't that how you practice information technology?
Jack Sparrow: Yes. Or sometimes I just improvise.
[equally they've both been captured and each tied to a tree]
Jack Sparrow: [sarcastically] How's that escape route working?
Barbossa: Here'south your gamble to improvise.
Jack Sparrow: I'm attempting it. I might be able to get a mitt loose. Oh! You got a knife. That's very good.
[taking the drink Barbossa's offered him]
Jack Sparrow: Hither's to revenge. Sweetness and clear.
Barbossa: Revenge!
Jack Sparrow: Come, come, Hector. If yous wanted the chalices, yous'd seen they were missing and gone. You were lying and waiting for Blackbeard.
Barbossa: Oh!
Jack Sparrow: Male monarch George. Privateer. Wig. Cheap theatrical facade. I'g not buying it.
Barbossa: You weren't there that night.
Jack Sparrow: When the Pearl was lost?
Barbossa: Taken! Not lost.
Jack Sparrow: So, you're not after The Fountain?
Barbossa: I intendance not for King George, or tavern yarns that give hope for a healed limb. Though I'd give my left arm for a hazard of Blackbeard.
Jack Sparrow: Not your right?
Barbossa: I need my good arm to drive my poisoned blade through his centre.
Jack Sparrow: I'll run across you become the chance, mate.
[he starts climbing up the tree he'southward tied to]
[as they've made their escape]
Barbossa: I'm pitiful about the chalices, Jack. I take an engagement to keep. I'll not be going dorsum!
Jack Sparrow: No need.
[he holds up the two chalices]
Jack Sparrow: Shall we have a drinkable?
Barbossa: We'll drink at The Fountain!
[to Jack as he draws his sword in front of her]
Angelica: How is it nosotros never come across without you pointing something at me?
Jack Sparrow: Now, earlier I go but handing them over, I do have ane or 2 conditions.
Blackbeard: Name them.
Jack Sparrow: Firstly, I'll be having the compass back. No! No! That's secondly. Firstly, upon your word yous will bring no harm to Angelica.
Blackbeard: I'll make no vows to the likes of you, Sparrow! But information technology costs me nothing to admit that she was never in harm's way.
Jack Sparrow: Secondly then, prior to firstly. I will exist having me compass dorsum. Delight? I practise deserve it. Do you accept any idea how difficult it was to catch that filthy pig?
[pointing to Gibbs whose property onto the pig]
Jack Sparrow: Not the big one, the four legged 1.
[Angelica throws him his compass]
Jack Sparrow: Thank y'all. And thirdly, Mr. Bristles, there are times, non very frequently, when I do reflect on my heinous misdeeds. Chief amongst them, I note how poorly I have treated Mr. Gibbs, my loyal get-go mate.
Gibbs: Aye, now you bring it up…
Jack Sparrow: Left him to rot in jail, I did. Didn't care! Still don't! But betoken existence, you must allow him go free.
Blackbeard: Is that information technology?
Jack Sparrow: I think and so. Quick, or the pig runs, and good luck getting those chalices.
[as Jack is trying to lead them to The Fountain of Youth]
Jack Sparrow: Aha! Dead end.
Blackbeard: Dead. Terminate.
Jack Sparrow: Expressionless end.
Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to remember you don't know where you're going.
Jack Sparrow: It is not the destination and so much as the journey, they say.
Angelica: Jack, accept you lot always, in fact seen with your own eyes The Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow: I'g sorry. Could you lot repeat the question, please?
[later Jack as led them to The Fountain of Youth]
Blackbeard: The one legged man!
[to Jack]
Angelica: Yous brought him here?
Jack Sparrow: Would I do that?
[merely as about Blackbeard'south men and Barbossa's men beginning begin to fight]
Jack Sparrow: Hang on a minute! I merely, I just demand to understand something.
[going towards Barbossa's men]
Jack Sparrow: Right! So, You volition fight against them, they will fight against you.
[pointing to Barbossa and Blackbeard]
Jack Sparrow: All on account of him wanting to kill him? Where is the sense?
[Scrum shrugs his shoulders]
Jack Sparrow: Exactly! I say, let them fight each other. While nosotros lay dorsum, watch. Have a potable, pay some wages! Hey?
Scrum: Yep.
[Barbossa suddenly shouts to his men]
Jack Sparrow: Kill them!
[the men all start attacking each other]
The Spaniard: You are a fool. You seek in this place what only faith tin provide.
Blackbeard: Faith? In organized religion, at that place is light enough to run into, but darkness enough to blind.
[as both Angelica and Barbossa prevarication dying from the poisoned blade of Barbossa]
Jack Sparrow: Drink this?
[to Angelica]
Jack Sparrow: This one has the tear.
[to Blackbeard]
Jack Sparrow: Yous must drink the other.
Angelica: No!
Jack Sparrow: I cannot salvage yous both. I of you must sacrifice.
Angelica: You drink it, father. For your soul.
[Blackbeard goes to catch the chalice with the tear]
Jack Sparrow: Captain Teach, she's dying! You must salvage your daughter.
[pointing to the chalices]
Blackbeard: This one takes life? This 1 has the tear and gives life?
Jack Sparrow: Aye! Bustle!
[he grabs the chalice with the tear and drink information technology]
[subsequently he's drunk from the chalice with the tear]
Blackbeard: Angelica, save me, my child.
[Angelica takes the other chalice and drinks information technology]
Jack Sparrow: No!
Angelica: I honey you lot, father.
[Jack gets upward to leave and so stops in his tracks]
Jack Sparrow: Await a minute! In fact, it might take been the other way around. This loving cup had the tear. That 1 had the other chip.
Blackbeard: Trickster! Get him!
Angelica: Begetter!
[Blackbeard starts dying and Angelica starts healing]
Angelica: [to Jack] You bounder! How could you?!
Jack Sparrow: Your father saved you. Perchance his soul is at present redeemed, hey?
Angelica: I hate y'all!
Jack Sparrow: The bloke who saved your life?
Angelica: The years I possess, stolen from my own father!
Jack Sparrow: I only helped Blackbeard do what any male parent should have done.
Angelica: You are barbarous and ignorant.
[as he dumps Angelica onto a deserted island]
Jack Sparrow: Ane pistol. One shot!
[he throws her a gun]
Angelica: To kill myself before I starve!
Jack Sparrow: There's no trusting you, love. Besides, this is a well-traveled trade route. You tin can signal a passing ship. Or you can but buy the proverbial bullet, equally it were.
Angelica: And how volition I get free of these bonds?
Jack Sparrow: Yous broke gratis of your bonds half an hour agone, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.
Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You lot still dearest me.
Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
Angelica: Treasure! At that place is a chest with jewels! Jewels with the power to dominion the wind and tides!
Jack Sparrow: You're making that upwardly!
Angelica: Await! I am with kid. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we e'er had…
Angelica: You were drunk!
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunkard.
Angelica: Wait! There is something I desire to say to yous. Something I wanted to say from the moment nosotros first met.
Jack Sparrow: Go on then.
Angelica: I love you.
Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have. Always will.
[just as they are about to kiss]
Jack Sparrow: I got to get!
[he turns and leaves her walking to the gunkhole]
Angelica: Jack! This is not over! Jack!
[he gets the boat and as he rows abroad Angelica fires a shot from the gun he gave her]
Jack Sparrow: Missed!
Jack Sparrow: Gibbs! You filthy, besotted shell back! You fabricated it
Gibbs: Aye!
Jack Sparrow: And I trust we managed to profit from our joint enterprise?
Gibbs: Feast your eyes.
[points to the miniature Black Pearl ship in the bottle]
Gibbs: The compass led me direct and true.
Gibbs: So the Pearl, whatsoever idea how to go her out?
Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hour glass, 3 goats. Ane of u.s. must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes similar this.
[he waves the fingers of both his hands]
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.
Jack Sparrow: Good! I can go like this.
[waving his fingers again]
[last lines]
Gibbs: Jack, I have to inquire. Yous had the chalices, the water, the tear, you could have lived peradventure forever?
Jack Sparrow: The Fountain does test yous Gibbs. But better to not know which moment maybe your last. Every morsel of your unabridged being live to the infinite mystery of it all. And who'south to say I won't live forever, hey? Discoverer of The Fountain of Youth. I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate'southward life for me. Savvy!
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